Canada Sucks!

Peter Griffin and I have been on the same page with this for years.

Up until recently, the majority of my scorn for our neighbors to the north has been reserved for what they call bacon.

You can see what I am talking about.  That stuff is ham.  You know it is ham.  They know it is ham.  But, they continue to call it bacon just to tick off us Americans!

I digress.

Ham is not the issue I am trying to address.

It is football.

Canada ruined football.

Most of us that have heard of Doug Flutie know that there is something called the Canadian Football League. They have longer fields, only 3 downs, and allow 12 players on the field.

Whatever.

At least they don't play soccer.

But, Canada has gone too far.  They have turned America's sport into a laughing stock and I have the video to prove it!

Seriously.  What the hell is this?



That happened.  Whatever it was.

Luckily, the good people at Deadspin were able to break it down for us.  Basically, 


Again.


CANADA SUCKS!