Wikipedia says it's an alcoholic energy drink produced by Phusion Projects LLC and was developed by students from Ohio State University (go Buckeyes?).
I drank it (proof). It affected me more than expected.
A few random thoughts during the experience.
- Good god if it was awful. It feels like it is sitting on top of my stomach. My speech is starting to slur. Phone screener Randal is on watch right now.
- Children shouldn't do this.
- I wear $2 flipflops. I meant to get some better ones but, I forgot. But, that was 4 months ago.
- The guys are trying to talk about livermush for some reason. I'm Mr. North Carolina and that stuff is gross. Even though I said that, those guys should sponsor us. We've given them a ton of publicity. But seriously! It's just the bad parts of a pig with cornmeal. Buy sausage and grits. It's almost the same thing but, good. Barbeque was started in North Carolina because, pork is cheap. But, we made it good. Nobody has made livermush good. Move on.
- You know what is good? Fried oysters. For some reason I get those confused with liver. Are they similar?
- I stole Wilcox's quick cam.
- The boss was in the bathroom. Like Jack's boss. He makes me uncomfortable.
That was the stuff I could type.
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